A lot of Amazing, Funny and Weird links for the weekend and blue Monday ;)

Car wash
He didn’t want his car clean ;)

New Twin Towers
They must be safe (technical knowledge needed) ;)

Special powers competition
The distance between drinking man and beer is amazing ;)

Firefighting C 130 plane crashes
And it’s going up in smoke

Dog protecting his property
And his property is: beer ;)

Speed
Falling to earth with the speed of sound ;)

Boomerang trick
A wild throw (did he become headache?) ;)

Let’s talk
A couple on the couch ;)

Bootie call
This is an Iraq bootie call ;)

Latin energy dance
One step wrong, ouch! ;)

She is a thief
Jewelry theft in face of camera ;(

Illegal move
A big risky jump out of the ring ;)

Hockey
Sport for your pleasure ;)

Nerd on dinner
His First date ;)

Strange sign
Carlos Mencia finds out what a sign means, (running immigrants) ;)

Bathroom fight
Clean shaven not needed ;)

Pro Bowler
Pro bowler on track with himself ;)

Beat Box
Natural talent with skills ;)

Killing game?
Contractors in Iraq firing at civilians, stop those weirdo’s (if this is real) ;(

Jet Plane crash
Another jet plane crashes in a million dollar puff of smoke

Cry baby
Towing a car is much too difficult for this fruitcake

Sports bloopers
Another one bloopers are always fun ;)

Diss your dog
Tell the dog what you think, nasty things maybe ;)

Train barrier crossing
Why is the barrier down?
He don’t know maybe he will learn that by experience ;)

The Hip Hop Slang Translator
If you want to be successful, learn the language ;)

Russell Peters - Beating Your Kids
Listen to the man and laugh but don’t hurt your kids ;)

Guy Shoots Nail In His Knee With A Nail Gun
If you want attention,
you must do some weird things if you are a poor sucker like this guy ;(

Multi colored super balls bouncing
This is a beautiful and amazing commercial

Bull jump
Run if the bull is angry ;)

DJ Aon
He works hard, very hard and is successful at least ;)

Race Car Lost Control and Smashed Into Crowd
The crowd stood to much on front of the racetrack ;(

Citi Cards Commercial
The fat guy hurts himself, its hilarious for us watchers ;)

Smart officer
This cop just might know what he is talking about ;)

Asshole
Dennis Leary: a production of things from the song - asshole – all in one day ;)

Jumping
Skilled guy jumping off the walls

Cobra
Again: a Cobra chopper with kicking ass devices!

Eye popper
Guy pops his eye out ;(

Giant noodles
Old Asian guy eats his snake raw!

African Mafia
Gangsters demanding money from shop owner ;(

Lover
Her colleagues are too much bored of her staring ;)